bad milk

if the fridge wasn't up for it, she wouldn't be walking around dressed like that.

jurassic car park.

I had a car accident at work the other day - i hit the car park gates trying to get out, to go on a 3 hour journey. Needless to say, they won't be letting me drive again.

story of my life.

not only do i ink on people, sometimes i even move like a squid.

of men and mushrooms.

call me bitter but this always seem to happen - i grow that mushroom into a fine fungal fruit, then someone else always takes it away from me. all i have left is the square bit of brick wall.

Mr Gorbachev, tear down this wall

so i can come party.

don't go yet, i'm scared.

i miss you.

i wonder if the bird knows that he is on the elephant's mind?

mountains and molehills

mountains are much more interesting.

breaking up is hard to do.

I saw this at a train station once - this was the first time i'd ever seen this break up line used in real life.

Also, apologies - it's a little rough because i drew this on the train.